About the Track
Klaus & Kibbler (Love, Fur & Sparkles) is a love song like no other — a glittering duet between a pole-dancing guinea pig and his clingy wolf partner. Sweet, weird, and unexpectedly tender, it’s peak Phluffee.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Down in Lima, born to shine,
A guinea pig with a German bloodline.
Mama said, “Klaus, you were born to dance,”
Now he’s spinning on a pole in sequin pants!
Not so tall, but oh so grand,
Pink knickers tight, bandanna tan.
Tri-colour fur, strutting left and right,
From Soho stages to disco lights!
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooooh, watch him go-go, twirl so high,
Even with those tiny thighs!
A legend on the London scene,
A rodent dancing like a queen!
[Chorus]
Ohhh Klaus, Klaus, shake that tail!
Work that pole, leave a glitter trail!
Kibbler’s watching, love so true,
In his baby grow and pink harness too.
Klaus, Klaus, strut so fierce!
Even when Kibbler’s whispers pierce…
(“Klaus, are you sleeping?”) Shhh!
(“Klaus, do you love me?”) …Maybe later, Kibbler…
[Verse 2]
Kibbler’s German, proud and stout,
A pygmy wolf who dreams out loud.
Wrapped up tight in his baby attire,
Asking questions Klaus conspires…
To feign a yawn, pretend he’s snoring,
While Kibbler’s thoughts keep on pouring…
(“Klaus, is my harness straight and neat?”
“Klaus, do I look cute when I eat?”)
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooooh, Klaus loves Kibbler, that’s for sure,
Even when he’s needy galore!
But sometimes a pig just needs some peace,
To lay in pink and dream with ease…
[Chorus]
Ohhh Klaus, Klaus, shake that tail!
Work that pole, leave a glitter trail!
Kibbler’s watching, love so true,
In his baby grow and pink harness too.
Klaus, Klaus, strut so fierce!
Even when Kibbler’s whispers pierce…
(“Klaus, are you sleeping?”) Shhh!
(“Klaus, do you love me?”) …Maybe later, Kibbler…
[Bridge]
But oh, when the night fades down,
Klaus will wrap his arms around…
His wolf so small, his love so grand,
Even with the questions that never end!
[Outro]
Klaus & Kibbler, love that shines,
Dancing through these wacky times.
Glitter, fur, and pink delight,
A pole-dancing rodent and his wolf so tight!
(“Klaus, can I ask just one more thing?”)
SNOREEEEEEEEE…