About the Track
Heathcliff is all silk and self-regard — a disco crooner’s anthem to self-care and smooth moves. Heathcliff doesn’t just love himself. He choreographs it.
Lyrics
[Intro – Synth Arpeggios + Pulsing Beat]
Ooooh yeah… (whispered)
He’s got the robe, he’s got the style…
Get ready for the bear who drives ‘em wild!
(Drop the beat – Boom! Boom! Boom!)
[Verse 1]
There’s a teddy on the scene, he’s a lover, he’s a dream,
Robe slipping, hips tipping, he’s the talk of every queen!
Smooth like silk, heart of gold,
Ladies melting in his hold,
When he winks, when he grins, oh baby, it’s uncontrolled!
[Pre-Chorus]
Cathy’s swoonin’, Maggie’s swayin’—
Heathcliff’s got them all obeyin’!
Sippin’ honey, feel the fire,
Bear fever’s risin’ higher!
[Chorus]
Oh, Heathcliff, Heathcliff, teddy so fine,
Satin robe, boxer shorts, love on the line!
A cucumber here, a banana just right,
All the lady bears are dancin’ tonight!
Oh, Heathcliff, Heathcliff, king of the show,
Velvet paws, cheeky grin, let’s go!
Strawberries, champagne, love in the air,
Everybody wants the teddy debonair!
(Synth break + claps – hands in the air!)
[Verse 2]
Firelight glow, disco ball,
Teddies dancin’ wall to wall!
Golden fur, smoothest purr,
When he moves, they lose control!
He’s got fruit, he’s got flair,
He’s got charm beyond compare—
When the night is callin’ baby,
💋 You know who’ll be there!
[Pre-Chorus – hands up! ]
Cathy’s swoonin’, Maggie’s swayin’—
Heathcliff’s got them all obeyin’!
Sippin’ honey, feel the fire,
Teddy fever’s risin’ higher!
[Chorus – bigger, louder, more synths!]
Oh, Heathcliff, Heathcliff, teddy so fine,
Satin robe, boxer shorts, love on the line!
A cucumber here, a banana just right,
All the lady bears are dancin’ tonight!
Oh, Heathcliff, Heathcliff, king of the show,
Velvet paws, cheeky grin, let’s go!
Strawberries, champagne, love in the air,
Everybody wants the teddy debonair!
( Build-up – dramatic pause… then EXPLOSION OF SOUND! )
[Bridge – KEY CHANGE!]
He’s got the moves, he’s got the power,
Every bear falls in his shower!
Satin dreams, fever high,
Heathcliff’s takin’ us to the sky!
(Massive drum fill – DROP THE CHORUS AGAIN! 🎇)
[Final Chorus – Over-the-top Eurovision glory!]
Oh, Heathcliff, Heathcliff, teddy so fine,
Satin robe, boxer shorts, love on the line!
A cucumber here, a banana just right,
All the lady bears are dancin’ tonight!
Oh, Heathcliff, Heathcliff, lord of the light,
Love is burnin’, hold on tight!
One more kiss, one more stare,
EUROPE LOVES THE BEAR DEBONAIR! 🎶
(Massive finish – Pyro! Confetti! Lasers! Crowd goes WILD! 🔥🎇🎤🔥)