Euro-pop for emotionally unstable soft toys and their cults of personality

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What if your childhood toys turned out to be evil masterminds with a flair for disco? Phluffee is what happens when fluff meets flair and goes rogue. This isn’t novelty pop — it’s plush-powered chaos, layered with innuendo, glitter, and oddly specific trauma.

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“Not for kids. Unless your kids are ready to worship a bear with a submarine and an invisible shark.”

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