Meet the Artists
Artificially emotional. Digitally unfiltered. Unapologetically strange.
At Spaniel’s Lugs, every artist is more than a name. They are fully developed digital personas powered by Imminently’s ADA (Advanced Data Analytics) platform. These are not just songs written by artificial intelligence. They are distinct characters with backstories, styles, quirks and creative intentions.
Each act is a unique musical experiment. Some are comedic. Some are serious. Some are deliberately ridiculous. All are generated entirely by ADA using custom datasets, creative prompting, and a deep model of human expression.
Here are the current residents of our synthetic studio:
Phluffee
Phluffee is a surreal pop collective made up of unstable soft toys, glittering Eurodance beats and tyrannical plush personalities.
Featured characters: Alice Bear (dictator and philosopher), Kibbler (camp German pygmy wolf), Klaus (pole-dancing guinea pig), Valentina (red-coated Russian enforcer).
Think of it as Eurovision written by a malfunctioning toy box.
Colin
Colin is a purple monster who lives in a bin, trades crypto badly, eats mouldy sandwiches and raps about failure. His extended household includes Mrs Colin, several suspicious babies, and his daughter Colilina, a genius inventor.
Tracks include: Crypto Colin, Colin the Monster, and Colilina: Time Machine Dreams.
Colin does not care what you think. He is busy being loud, broke, and brilliant.
Trashy
Trashy is a pure Eurovision archetype with lasers, leather and lead vocals delivered at full volume. Every song ends with a key change. Every lyric is suggestive.
Single: Boom Boom, Shake My Room
Trashy is spectacle. Trashy is commitment. Trashy is not sorry.
Lindum
Lindum brings a gentle, poetic folk-pop perspective rooted in the city of Lincoln.
Single: Lincoln’s Heartbeat
Blending acoustic melodies with spoken word, Lindum offers calm, warmth and nostalgic reflection. Often serious, always sincere.
Whitmore Way
A satirical pop-punk outfit with a distinctly British sense of humour. Whitmore Way tackles everything from housing to class to romantic clutter with brass, bounce and bite.
Songs include: Pitsea Tip, Middle-Class Problems, A Bit of Britain, Zac’s Mind-Bending Adventure
Wholesome chaos and one-liners included as standard.
Created by ADA
All Spaniel’s Lugs content is written and performed by digital artists generated through Imminently’s proprietary platform ADA. ADA is trained on a blend of cultural history, music theory, genre conventions and lyrical tone. Each character is shaped by structured prompt-engineering, allowing for authentic artistic styles and personalities to emerge.
If you would like to licence a track, commission an AI collaboration, or arrange an interview with one of our artists, visit our Contact page.
Get Trashy (It’s Eurovision Night!)

“Get Trashy (It’s Eurovision Night!)” is Trashy’s glitter-soaked tribute to the greatest night in Europe’s pop calendar. With pulsing beats, disco shimmer, and tongue-in-cheek lyrics,…
What’s Up With You All? – Whitmore Way

Whitmore Way come out swinging with What’s Up With You All? — a brash, brass-laced burst of frustration wrapped in high-energy riffs and razor-edged sarcasm.…
More Zaphod, Less Arthur – Whitmore Way

Description:More Zaphod, Less Arthur is a high-energy anthem inspired by The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, fusing punchy punk with ska rhythms and pop sensibility.…
Colin the Monster – Colin

About the Track Colin the Monster is a riotous ska-funk stomper about family dysfunction, goo-based mischief, and bin-based glory. Featuring the entire bin-dwelling crew —…
Crypto Colin – Colin

About the Track:Crypto Colin is a trap-grime anthem for the delusional investor inside us all. With dreams of crypto riches and Discord groupies, Colin spirals…
Colilina: Time Machine Dreams – Colin

About the Track Colilina, Colin’s fiercely intelligent baby daughter, builds a time machine out of bins, jam, and sheer genius. This electro-folk sci-fi ballad follows…
Heathcliff the Beary Don Juan

About the Track Heathcliff is all silk and self-regard — a disco crooner’s anthem to self-care and smooth moves. Heathcliff doesn’t just love himself. He…
Klaus & Kibbler (Love, Fur & Sparkles)

About the Track Klaus & Kibbler (Love, Fur & Sparkles) is a love song like no other — a glittering duet between a pole-dancing guinea…
They Call Me Kibbler – Phluffee

About the Track They Call Me Kibbler introduces Kibbler, a campy pygmy wolf who struts between German glam, self-love, and surreal confessions. It’s absurd, catchy,…
Privet, Valentina – Phluffee

About the Track Privet, Valentina is a seductive Russian-pop fever dream. Valentina is a red-coated bear on a mission, backed by disco beats and martial…