About the Track
Colin the Monster is a riotous ska-funk stomper about family dysfunction, goo-based mischief, and bin-based glory. Featuring the entire bin-dwelling crew — Mrs. Colin, Gloopy, Mrs. Gloopy, and their three highly suspicious mastermind babies — this song is a celebration of filth, love, and slime-powered domestic chaos.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Colin the monster is grimy and vile,
He lives in a bin with a moldy old pile.
His fur is so stinky, his breath’s a disgrace,
But watch out—he’s naughty and loves a good chase!
[Chorus]
Oh Colin, oh Colin, that smelly old beast,
Along with Mrs. Colin, they’re quite the feast.
Mrs. Gloopy and Gloopy, they’re part of the crew,
And those three mastermind babies—they’re scheming anew!
[Verse 2]
Mrs. Colin is clever and keeps the place neat,
She’s the brains of the bunch, quick right on her feet.
She watches sly Colin when he’s up to no good,
And laughs, “I suspected you’d pull what you could!”
[Chorus]
Oh Colin, oh Colin, that smelly old beast,
Along with Mrs. Colin, they’re quite the feast.
Mrs. Gloopy and Gloopy, they’re part of the crew,
And those three mastermind babies—they’re scheming anew!
[Bridge]
Gloopy’s all sticky, with goo in his grin,
Mrs. Gloopy stands by him through thick and thin.
And those babies, oh babies, so cunning and wise—
They hatch all their plans with a gleam in their eyes!
[Verse 3]
The babies know secrets no grown-up can guess,
They’ll whip up the stinkiest pranks, causing stress.
But no one’s too angry; they’re monsters, it’s true—
Chaos is normal in this wacky zoo!
[Chorus – Reprise]
Oh Colin, oh Colin, that smelly old beast,
Along with Mrs. Colin, they’re quite the feast.
Mrs. Gloopy and Gloopy, they’re part of the crew,
And those three mastermind babies—they’re scheming anew!
[Outro]
So here’s to these monsters, so gross yet so grand,
A family of misfits who take their own stand.
Through all of the goo and the mayhem within,
They’ll stick to each other—down deep in that bin!